Well fuck you. You don’t give a shit about me. Your favorite is obviously my sister. Nothin I do is ever right and I’m the only one that does jack shit around the house! You don’t even care about my grades anymore! I can’t wait til you leave. I’m so excited for you to get out of this damn country. You don’t help me you only hurt me. I don’t need you.
A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh.